Pick me up...I hope
LoveThis entry iz for my best friend on- and off-line,
!who's got the most major case of depression since my early teen years.
WE ALL LOVE YOU
!I hope you like these jokes....
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"This is edible? It looks like it's going to move any second and start discussing cards with me."
"It's chewable."
"That does not mean that it's safe for human consumption." -fanfiction.net (yugioh yaoi)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sex is like math-add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray to god you don't multiply!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"You are the most confusing master I have ever had. I've no idea how to interpret half the things you say. It is extremely… annoying."
"Me?! I'm confusing? I'm annoying? Hello, Mr. Pot, Mr. Kettle is on line four, something about the color black!" - fanfiction.net (yugioh yaoi - 1001 Domino Nights)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"Look, is there a time limit on this deal? Do my wishes expire at midnight or do they roll over? 'Cause, I think I'm going to need a little more time to figure this thing out."
- fanfiction.net (yugioh yaoi - 1001 Domino Nights)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"Every body has a photographic memory! Some just...don't, have film..." - the great mouse detective
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
~ People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
~ People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
~ When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
- fanfiction.net (yugioh yaoi - Don't tell)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
~ When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
~ People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
- fanfiction.net (yugioh yaoi - Don't tell)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's not much Diz, but I hope you like them....
OH! and that cake mentioned earlier, it is NOT a lie, it's SUGAR FREE!! *runs away in laughter*
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say "HI" once in a while....
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We came, we saw, we kicked its ASS!
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If you are one of millions of people who wish for a Phineas and Ferb movie to come out, copy and paste this into your signature
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say "HI" once in a while....
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If you stand by the river long enough, the corpse of your enemy will float by...
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say "HI" once in a while....
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my avi was created by Nashida. I own no part of it.
And the moral of todays' story is.. 42. -Yakko Warner
Kiriban 5k!
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say "HI" once in a while....
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"And it'll happen once again, I'll turn to a friend.
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up"-Blink 182 (Dammit)
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